The Akashic Records

When I first heard the concept of "The Akashic Records" - a mythical repository of all human history, lore, and knowledge - it sounded so esoteric and spiritual. Admission to the Akashic Records would require dedicated study and a proven, spotless character - or so I imagined.

But it turned out that you don't need monkish robes or a visible halo to gain access - just an internet connection.